@2 days ago with 156294 notes

viviscapism:

horcruxofthetimelords:

afemininstinthemaking:

askbutterscotch:

i could see that. 

i would watch that.

now that’s something that would be worth watching

"Daniel could be Snape"

I’m actually 1100% behind this

(Source: buckyofasgaard, via guiltyofbeinghuman)

@2 days ago with 352382 notes

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

(via flomation)

@4 days ago with 82729 notes
@4 days ago with 41678 notes
colormemanfers:

ayalynn:

livinglifetwowheeler:

And that boys and girls is why you are supposed to wear a helmet. 

Holy fUCK

THIS. ALL THE TIME THIS. I see so many motorcyclists not wearing helmets these days and I get so scared for them! Please wear a helmet all the time! On your motorcycle? Helmet. On your bike? Helmet. Skateboard? Helmet. First day of High School? Helmet. Last day of High School? Helmet. Going for a leisurely stroll? MOTHERFUCKING HELMET.
Helmets, guys.

colormemanfers:

ayalynn:

livinglifetwowheeler:

And that boys and girls is why you are supposed to wear a helmet. 

Holy fUCK

THIS. ALL THE TIME THIS. I see so many motorcyclists not wearing helmets these days and I get so scared for them! Please wear a helmet all the time! On your motorcycle? Helmet. On your bike? Helmet. Skateboard? Helmet. First day of High School? Helmet. Last day of High School? Helmet. Going for a leisurely stroll? MOTHERFUCKING HELMET.

Helmets, guys.

(via hipster-trichster)

@4 days ago with 128547 notes

(Source: BuzzFeed, via flomation)

@4 days ago with 150167 notes

sswincestiel:

gambling-withdesire:

superbooked:

i want to open a book store that is 24 hours and people can finally go out at like 2am and be like “i just finished the first book in the series i need the next one stat” or if people are just having a stressful night and want to be surrounded by books

My favorite part about this post is that someone understands that it’s calming to be surrounded by books

a book nightclub.

read responsibly.

Someone make this happen pls.

(via yoshimaster07)

@4 days ago with 376130 notes
@4 days ago with 239416 notes

why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?

toastheaven:

bodypartss:

elfpen:

I mean

look at these things

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they’re like tiny

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fluffy

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dragons

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but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

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in caves

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and leaves

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and they have funny ears and noses

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I mean really

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bats are amazing

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This post is so fucking important to me

Cause they’re vectors for diseases like rabies. /fun killer

(via faisdm)

@2 days ago with 100863 notes

magicmumu:

infinitefandoms:

strangerinsidethetardis:

fairgroundsoldier:

i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey

#we all read better fanfiction

#we all WRITE better fanfiction

 (swanqueenistruelove)

(Source: hannibalitus, via evolouxtion)

@4 days ago with 199238 notes

owlapin:

hay-needle:

Do you slip it on him tail first?

nah i just hold it open and he crawls in

(via ollieopteryx)

@4 days ago with 64952 notes

au8:

If you still didn’t follow listoflifehacks

RE-EVALUATE

YOUR

PRIORITIES

Do you see this dog? This is pure happiness

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Maybe just maybe if you follow listoflifehacks you’ll have half as much happiness as this dog has

(Source: listoflifehacks, via nowyoukno)

@4 days ago with 8870 notes
sharkchunks:

metalheadadam:

pimpinchilton:

commanderabutt:

shadow1423:

commanderabutt:

spaff-der-kegel-doer:

historynet:

seen on my facebook feed

"studies"

who has ever thought this ever

Don’t let your children drink water, it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay. Do you want your child drinking bleach?

Don’t let your children walk, it might make them think it’s okay to walk away from home.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.

Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.

Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.

sharkchunks:

metalheadadam:

pimpinchilton:

commanderabutt:

shadow1423:

commanderabutt:

spaff-der-kegel-doer:

historynet:

seen on my facebook feed

"studies"

who has ever thought this ever

Don’t let your children drink water, it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay. Do you want your child drinking bleach?

Don’t let your children walk, it might make them think it’s okay to walk away from home.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.

Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.

Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.

(via hipster-trichster)

@4 days ago with 60839 notes
liartownusa:

Oh Christ, Not This Asshole Again

liartownusa:

Oh Christ, Not This Asshole Again

(via hipster-trichster)

@4 days ago with 16801 notes
alask-uhh:

strugglingtobeheard:

See this why you don’t live with white people

dyingggg

alask-uhh:

strugglingtobeheard:

See this why you don’t live with white people

dyingggg

(via yoshimaster07)

@4 days ago with 471975 notes